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Animal Planet: Pete Nelson Built Shaquille O'Neal a Treehouse Speakeasy and Shaq Called It Better Than His $2 Million House

Pete Nelson Built Shaquille O’Neal a Treehouse Speakeasy and Shaq Called It Better Than His $2 Million House

Shaquille O’Neal stepped up to a treehouse staircase built with extra-wide treads and an extra-tall rise, sized for a man who has never had standard stairs fit him right, and his first words were not about the view. They were about the door. The entrance was thick mahogany, smooth and heavy, and Shaq ran his hand across it and said it reminded him of himself. That moment captures exactly why Season 7 of Treehouse Masters holds up as something more than a home-improvement show: the treehouses worked because they were tuned, down to a door sill, to the specific human being walking through them. Pete Nelson and his team built seven wildly different structures across this season, and each one drew the same reaction from its new owner, a kind of stunned disbelief followed by the kind of crying people apologize for.

A speakeasy in the canopy and a stage in the sky

Shaq’s treehouse, which he immediately declared his speakeasy, contained stamped tin ceilings, a full-service wet bar, a humidor, and an original oil painting of Shaq himself commissioned from artist Jason Hullfish. Nelson wanted to stretch the space without losing the dark, clubby atmosphere, so he added windows for natural light while keeping the interior rich with hardwood. Shaq looked at the grain on the walls and said it was better wood than anything in his two-million-dollar house. The two played cards at the table inside, and Shaq won the hand, then told Nelson to get out of his treehouse.

For Terry and Forest, a pair of theater lovers, Nelson built a two-story structure modeled on a Renaissance-period playhouse. The exterior used sand-mixed paint to mimic stucco and a synthetic thatch roof thick enough to look like a foot of real material. Nelson noted the synthetic thatch would neither catch fire nor rot, calling it ‘a forever roof.’ Inside, fold-down seats faced a small stage fitted with theatrical lighting. A wine rack, a live-edge bar, and a popcorn machine were already stocked on reveal day. The sign above the entrance read ‘The Whole World Is a Playhouse,’ a nod to the Globe Theatre’s Latin motto. Terry and Forest were given warm popcorn the moment they walked in, and one of them later said they felt like they were on a real stage in a little playhouse and had to stop themselves from crying.

From a Mississippi river shack to an Alaskan sauna to a vineyard in France

On the banks of the Mississippi River, Nelson built a shack-style treehouse with removable plexiglass-and-reclaimed-pine window panels for a bar, a porthole cut into the wall so drinks could be passed to an outdoor bar from inside, and a loft floor made from repurposed walnut. The family who received it could see Minnesota from the top deck and said there had been nothing on the site ten days earlier, just a single large tree in their yard.

In Alaska, Nelson and his team built a circular sauna treehouse using retired climbing ropes as railings and actual ice screws as anchors, sourced from the clients’ own retired mountain-climbing gear. A designer brought in furniture built from locally sourced Alaskan materials, including a burl-wood table she acquired from a neighbor’s yard. The mature birch tree supporting the structure was estimated to handle approximately 20,000 pounds per bolt. Clients Colby and Caitlyn stepped inside to find sheepskin rugs, a wood stove, and a working cedar sauna. One of them said the sauna would make winter not just bearable but something to look forward to.

In the Okanogan Highlands, a treehouse built for Sarah J and John incorporated one of Sarah’s own hand-woven dream net swings, hung from a beam beneath the deck as a surprise. Christina, the interior designer, chose nature-themed ceramic plates and a hand-crank generator for off-grid phone charging. The clients described it as the perfect combination of beautiful new fabulous and salvaged rusty gold.

For Ronnie and Ty, two community builders with a love of medieval aesthetics, Nelson built a treehouse fortress with reclaimed long-leaf pine salvaged from old buildings in Austin, stained glass panels, and two full thrones on the ground floor surrounding a round table. Ronnie said the thrones were for sitting a spell, his phrase for the time it takes to genuinely understand another person’s value.

A cedar-clad treehouse built for a dog-loving couple near Bellingham featured coffee mugs with bulldogs painted inside the bottoms, dogs-and-bones bedding on the queen loft bed, and a custom dog house added to the deck as a last-minute surprise. Skylights in the loft made it possible to watch the stars without leaving bed.

The final stop of the season took Nelson to a vineyard in the south of France, where French treehouse designer Alan Laurens showed him a structure called the lighthouse: a treeless treehouse built from glue-laminated western red cedar beams that curved outward like branches, rising 15 meters with a round pavilion at the top. It had originally been constructed as an exhibition piece inside the Grand Palais in Paris, where 3,000 people visited it in four days, before being dismantled and driven more than 400 miles to be rebuilt at the vineyard. Nelson called it a poetry almost.

The door Shaq could not stop touching

The mahogany entrance door to Shaq’s speakeasy treehouse sat heavy in its frame, smooth-finished and dark, built to a scale that most doors never reach.

Nelson came away from the France leg of the season saying that Alan Laurens had proved it is never too late to start a second chapter, and that the treehouses both men had spent their careers building shared a single underlying purpose: bringing people from all walks of life into the same canopy, closer together than the ground ever managed to get them.

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