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Red Bull: Red Bull Soapbox Race's 100 Wildest Crashes Include a Driver Who Rode a Bicycle Down a Rainy Paris Track

Red Bull Soapbox Race’s 100 Wildest Crashes Include a Driver Who Rode a Bicycle Down a Rainy Paris Track

Somewhere on a rain-slicked Paris street, a man pedaled an unsteady bicycle down one of the world’s most unforgiving soapbox courses, and the crowd fell into an eerie hush because everyone watching could see exactly what was coming. That moment captures everything the Red Bull Soapbox Race has always been: a collision of ambition, creativity, and the unshakeable belief that this time, somehow, it will not end in straw bales. One hundred crashes from courses across London, Salt Lake City, Madrid, Tokyo, São Paulo, and beyond tell the full story of what happens when gravity and guts go head to head.

When the design itself becomes the disaster

Of all the ways a soapbox can fail, the most poetic are the ones where the team’s own creativity destroys them. Rock and Roll, a cart built around an actual drum kit, made it partway down before the drum rolled off the front and caught the front wheel, flipping the whole thing in one clean motion. The Dam Busters brought a plane-shaped cart complete with wings and a pilot named Manu and co-pilot Matias, but when it came over the kicker and came down face-first, those wings offered no lift at all. A cart inspired by the movie Tron split cleanly into two pieces on the course in São Paulo, and the moment the back went, the front could not follow.

The Bremen Musicians, a colorful musical soapbox with pilot Chitalas, made it through the early section before a massive water feature ended everything in one spectacular sideways moment. As the commentator put it after watching the carnage: ‘They hit the wrong note there.’ The drum cart, the biplane, the split Tron build, and the musicians all shared the same flaw: the creative centerpiece became the structural weak point.

Three wheels, bad axles, and the wobble that never lies

Across Salt Lake City, Helsinki, Churin, and Alexandra Palace, a pattern repeated itself with almost comic reliability. Any cart with pram wheels, thin wheels, or an axle that looked slightly underbuilt going into the first obstacle rarely made it past the second. The Beehive Bandits, with drivers Chandler and Jesse, made it over the Triple Sticky Wedges on just two back wheels before the front caved in at the axle point. The Jurassic Jeep got big air over a kicker in Switzerland, came down hard, and the wheel simply left. Rocket to Mars lost its front left wheel before the bone rattler and still kept rolling until the rattler finished the job.

The plumbing van from New Zealand was shedding equipment all the way down the course, losing its plunger early, then more tools, then more of the bodywork, until the commentator noted drily that the driver might have been better off just riding what was left to the finish. Copper Top Micro posted 105.33 seconds as the result. That registered as an official time.

Father-and-son team made it deeper into the course than most, surviving the seesaw, both kickers, and the burn, before going straight over at the final corner with dad ejecting out the back. Fast Food Low Friction, a tricycle from Long Beach with Sha hanging off the back trying to weight the corners, lasted until the back end skidded out and very little of the cart remained. Kevin’s Rick and Morty cart, steered with a wheel the commentator described as ‘not particularly big,’ nearly took out the catch fencing at the crowd’s edge before the safety barriers did their job.

The ones who nearly made it

The cruellest crashes were the ones that went right for long enough to build genuine hope. The Buzzy Bees made it through the rock section, the Wellington Wall, and most of the course before coming into the final corner too hot and going nose-first into the straw. Aaron of the Anchor Man cart flew down the Cincinnati course at speed, surviving the steps and the chicane, before drifting right at pace and hitting hard. The Z Top team rolled their 1933 chopped Ford replica all the way through chicanes while both riders waved to the crowd, beards flying, before losing it on a left-hander before the kicker.

Birthday cake pilot Alan, celebrating his 50th birthday on the track at Alexandra Palace, made it through the big splash at Lido before the disintegrating cake made steering impossible, and the whole team went out together. His team from Glasgow had no complaints.

The Paris cyclist, the one on the unsteady bicycle in the rain, kept the crowd quiet all the way down until the kicker, where the exit was inevitable and the commentator summed it up immediately: ‘Get off your bike, sunshine. How predictable was that?’ The soap box then rolled approximately 100 yards down the track without its rider, which may be the most efficient solo run of the entire countdown.

The pilot who was on one wheel and kept going

The final run in the compilation belongs to a cart that was pushed off the start ramp on a slant, began snaking immediately, went through the water feature on two wheels, crossed the kicker sideways, and at one point was balanced entirely on the front left wheel before going down. It lasted longer than almost anything else shown, which says something either about the pilot’s skill or about the course’s patience.

Back in Salt Lake City, Jesse was still kneeling at the back of the Beehive Bandits cart as they swung toward the Triple Sticky Wedges on two rear wheels, front end already gone, going nowhere but over. Every course, every country, every team convinced they had solved it. The wobble, as ever, had the final word.

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