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: Inside the Real Hobbiton: A Group of Friends Walked Into the Shire and Never Wanted to Leave

Inside the Real Hobbiton: A Group of Friends Walked Into the Shire and Never Wanted to Leave

Hobbiton sat exactly as the films left it: smoke drifting from a chimney stack, the round green doors latched shut, and the Party Tree casting shade over a hill that somehow looked more real than anyone expected. For anyone who grew up with the Peter Jackson films, the Matamata set in New Zealand is not just a tourist attraction but the first test of whether a childhood obsession holds up when you are standing inside it. It holds up. The group of friends who made this journey as the opening leg of a longer New Zealand trip arrived jetlagged, slightly sunburnt in unequal proportions, and completely unprepared for how hard the place would hit them.

Every door belongs to someone

The set is not a loose approximation of the Shire. It is meticulous. Each Hobbit hole is assigned to a specific character from the books or films, and the group moved through the village piecing the occupants together as they went. The Proudfoot family home, the spot where Bilbo gives his birthday speech, Sam Gamgee’s semi-detached at the end of the lane, recognisable because of the scene with his children filmed there, including, as one of the group pointed out, his real-life daughter in the role. The detail extended to a door post inside the one fully interior hole, marked with the heights of every Hobbit in the story.

That interior hole was the centrepiece. Built to 83 percent human scale, it opened into a kitchen, a sitting room, a family tree on the wall spelling out Bodo Proudfoot and Linda Baggins, and a lap tray mounted beside the bath. The group’s reaction moved from genuine disbelief to a quiet, unanimous wish to simply stay. ‘I actually want to live in a Hobbit hole,’ one of them said, and nobody argued with him.

The tree above Bag End drew its own attention. The version visible in The Lord of the Rings was a real tree found on a local farm. When the production returned for the Hobbit trilogy and needed the same tree looking sixty years younger, they built an artificial one from scratch and hand-stitched approximately 250,000 leaves from a thicker polymer blend onto its branches. A guide on site explained that when the leaves fall off they do not grow back naturally, which has required the tree to be rewired two or three times since filming ended.

Golden hour at the Green Dragon

After Bag End, the group made their way to the Green Dragon pub at the bottom of the hill, which had been the subject of considerable anticipation across the entire day. The pub was operating at full atmosphere, complete with a live fiddle player inside, and the mutton pies were going for five New Zealand dollars. The stout was described, after some negotiation over what to call it, as genuinely good. One of the group had spent the better part of the afternoon rehearsing his order, and when the moment came he asked for a goblin meat pie in character. The staff member behind the counter gave him one without breaking stride, which he said made his day.

The group also ran the Hobbiton halfling marathon during their visit, a half marathon routed through the Shire set, which they noted was about 80 percent people in ordinary running shoes rather than the orc and Nazgul costumes they had expected.

The pie that arrived mid-sentence

The mutton pie from the Green Dragon, two pounds sterling by the group’s reckoning, landed at the table just as an argument about character consistency was reaching its peak.

The walk south toward Gondor, Rohan, and eventually Mount Doom was already being planned before the last round was finished.

Hobbiton had been at the top of the list for years, and the set, with its 250,000 sewn-on leaves and its one fully habitable Hobbit hole, turned out to be exactly as outrageous in person as everyone had quietly hoped.

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